halloweener
Oh yay, it’s halloween. What a joyous day! A bunch of kids mooching candy off of people all because of some silly myths from the past. You know what I’ve decided. I hate kids. I’m never having kids, never. I’m going to be that old man that lives in a house in the middle of no where with tons of cats and a shotgun, yes that’s right a shotgun. So when the kids come for halloween I’ll whip it out and shoot at them. Loaded with blanks, of course, but it will be fun none the less. So I’m here listening to music and my windows are open as normal, because my room is always hot and it’s cold out and I have to hear these kids outside screaming, yes screaming. Why on this day do kids get to be obnoxious? I don’t know. Perhaps to scare off the evil spirits or whatever the fuck the point of halloween is. Pumpkins are cool, infact, cooler then kids. Pumpkin pie is even cooler. I only went out for halloween a few times, never did I act like that. I suppose I’m not one to talk. I hate being loud and making a scene. Even though I know I was once a kid, and I acted dumb. I know I did. If I had kids I’d also need a time machine, that way I can stick them in it and fast forward them about 20 years. I just finished rearranging and connecting some things and of course when I’m done and trying to take a break I get to listen to the sounds of obnoxious kids screaming! I thought halloween was to scare off evil spirits why the fuck isn’t anyone scaring off the kids? There’s definitely evil there. That will be my job.