10 reasons to hate me
1. I’m cold, like liquid nitrogen. If the air temperature around me is 70 or above I’m hot, that’s how cold I am. I’m so cold that global warming has a grudge.
2. I don’t care about societies expectations even if it hurts me to do so. So when mr/ms.preppy goes through college on their college fund to get some glorified paper stacking job I can sit and laugh.
3. I’ll be an asshole just for fun. You don’t have to deserve it. I’ll decide what you deserve.
4. I won’t give into you if you hold weak arguments, so don’t expect me to buy bullshit just because you’re selling it. I’m no cat but I do have pride. Don’t even try relying on fallacy and accept the fact that you might be wrong about some things. Saying I can’t admit defeat is a weak argument.
5. I think the human race is inferior so any human-promoting comment you make will instantly be negated. Don’t let existence get to you, it’ll all be over sooner then you think. Check your answering machine, someone named grim reaper left a message.
6. The typical american is my enemy. Yes, most likely that means I hate you.
7. Do you think I care about reproduction? Are you kidding me? Abortion should be required. I can’t believe how many stupid ass teenager are having kids and make the damn thing suffer because they don’t have their life together in the first place. Then they get all anti-abortion, probably because they were insecure about their decision not to abort, despite making the damn thing suffer. As if one is better then the other right? As if a chicken raised to be slaughtered is going to care how big it’s cage is. Don’t fight it, god wants your baby dead. He told me last night.
8. If you don’t know what you’re talking about, don’t fucking say anything. You’re wasting your time trying to sound smart and in the mean time sounding like a stupid idiot. I’ll be sure to point this out at the time which makes you feel the shittiest.
9. I won’t lie to make you feel happy. Fair enough right? Then why do people try and make me feel guilty if I don’t? Sorry but I’m not here to raise your self-esteem, I’m here to destroy it. Get down off your high horse and accept that not everything deserves compliment.
10. No, I never was “just like you” so stop saying shit like that. What is that supposed to mean anyway? Even if I am, then what? Is that supposed to mean you’re somehow more evolved then I am? Comments like that serve no purpose, so stop saying them. I’ll be sure to point out how much I’m not like you, and why I don’t want to be, because I don’t want to “mature” to be someone stupid enough to make comments like that.
So there you have it, 10 reasons to hate me. I’m sure there’s more, feel free to add some.
Hello, I am teh Internet translator!!!!111
I will show you the hidden meaning behind teh words..
1. I think I’m teh cool dude.
2. I don’t shower and smell like teh fish.
3. I don’t have teh social skills.
4. I am unable to participate in teh debate.
5. Nobody likes me so I hate everyone back.
6. I am teh white middle class teenager libertarian and think I know how to solve teh world problems.
7. I can’t get laid.
8. I am teh hypocrite.
9. I don’t know when to keep teh mouth shut.
10. I think I am the pinnacle of human achievement.
Comment by anonymous — February 13, 2004 @ 3:14 am
Cute, but if you really think any of that’s true then you seriously can not detect my sarcasm nor do you have an accurate understanding of what I really meant by this. To be clear, it was a commentary on some peoples behavior, by saying how I don’t like it in a silly manner. If I came off as an arrogant fuckhead then my plan has succeeded. I might have to beat you over the head with a brick if you say “teh” again just for good measure.
Comment by lx_xero — February 13, 2004 @ 8:44 am
Sorry, I guess I didn’t recognize teh genius of ur words.
Comment by anonymous — February 13, 2004 @ 11:00 pm
Don’t be such a smart ass. You accuse me of being a know it all but by doing so, now you are one. I never claim I’m better then anyone and make it a point to show how humanity is inferior for doing just that.
I’m tired of hearing shit from people like you accusing me of being some stereotypical middle class teenager mad at the world because I don’t get my way. I hate those people just as much as anyone but I certainly am not one of them. If that was really so then I’d probably just be like all the other morons with live journals writing about how bad their life is, but that isn’t what I do now is it?
And don’t even get me started with the people who go “eww live journal” every time I mention it. Do you see me moaning about my ex’s and sour relationships? Do you see me complaining about how sally and johnny broke up? No, so let’s not even go there.
Why not get to know me and stop hiding behind your internet slang and anonymity before you make stupid comments like that. Just because you stereotypically spell words and insult me doesn’t make the blow any less. If anything it acts a personal shield so you don’t have to take the burden of what you’re saying.
Don’t even attempt to respond doing the same thing again, I’ll just turn off anonymous posting because I don’t have the time to put up with this cowardly crap.
Comment by lx_xero — February 14, 2004 @ 7:25 am
You need to get teh girlfriend first before you can moan about teh ex.
Comment by anonymous — February 14, 2004 @ 11:33 pm
yes, because having a girlfriend will make me as superior as you are, right?
Comment by lx_xero — February 15, 2004 @ 8:05 am