randomly…balls.
So it’s been a little while and it’s become apparent that the secret is out again. That’s right bitches, I’m back and I’m ready for more action. Let’s start by being a completely arrogant asshole as usual:
It would seem that I’ve started a fad with this whole pseudo-intellectual thing. Oh well, I’m used to other people using my ideas, even if it’s only a mockery of said ideas. Ah well, can’t win ’em all. Fuck those trend following drones! In other news, mediocrity has reached an all time high, oh wait it’s mediocrity. Yes, the story of my life in it’s current form….mediocre job, mediocre living situation, everything is mediocre, maybe that means I’m middle class? Woohoo, mediocrity for the win (aka lose). High-class idiots, mediocre morons, poor fools.
So I’m fairly tired after a long night of partying and I don’t really have much to say other than that I had a fairly good time and no one died and stuff. Maybe I should try something new? Like what? Who knows. I’m just free-associating at this point. I haven’t really had any specific issues on my mind as of recent so I’m kind of just writing this simply due to lack of updates. Pointless huh? It’s hard to be an asshole without something to be an asshole about. Things never work out as planned I guess. I can always talk about how much I rule. That works.
In other news yet another party tomorrow morning and more activities on the way. Work is still retardedly easy and underpaid and I’m still being lazy about finding another job but hopefully one of these factors will change soon. We shall see soon enough I guess. At least I’ve been self-improving my other interests in the interim, then again I’ve been learning new computer stuffs as well so I guess I just rule more in every aspect. Yes, that’s right, you still suck and I rule more than ever before. I’ve decided to do something I haven’t done in a long time: I’ve made a diagram to better display just how much you suck and I rule:
That’s right, now beg for forgiveness like the bitches you are. As you can see on the bar graph, I clearly rule a multitude more than anyone else ever possibly can.
Now all I have to do is sit and wait, surely someone will think I was writing about them and take this personally, amirite????////// Of course I am.